A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London
The waiter tells them, "Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease." The Texan says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's a steak?" The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
2 lawyers are in a restaurant eating their sandwiches.
The owner walks in and says, "You can't eat your own food in here!"
The lawyers sigh and swap sandwiches.
There is only one thing I don’t like about ordering duck in a Chinese restaurant
The bill
Two older couples were having breakfast.
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's its name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant?
Only one cannoli.