Rhyme jokes

I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver...

But to this day, I still don’t think they sound the same.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

The English language

If you ever think English is not a shit language, just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead.

My friend said to me what rhymes with orange

No. It doesn't.

Limericks by Jenny

There was a young woman named Jenny

Whose limericks were not worth a penny.

Oh, the rhyme was all right,

And the meter was tight,

But whenever she tried to write any,

She always wrote one line too many.