Rhyme jokes

Day

Day

I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver...

But to this day, I still don’t think they sound the same.

Brown

Brown

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Reading

Reading

The English language

If you ever think English is not a shit language, just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead.

Friend

Friend

My friend said to me what rhymes with orange

No. It doesn't.

Woman

Woman

Limericks by Jenny

There was a young woman named Jenny

Whose limericks were not worth a penny.

Oh, the rhyme was all right,

And the meter was tight,

But whenever she tried to write any,

She always wrote one line too many.