Brown jokes

A little 5yo girl goes into a petshop

Hello, I want a little bunny

Worker: Sure, you want that small fluffy white one or the small puffy brown one?

Girl: I dont think my python cares...

PSA: Vegans and Vegetarians should stop eating brown sugar immediately!

It's made out of mole asses

I was going to post a Michael Brown joke..

..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice!

Except Chris Brown

What is brown and sticky?

My Beyoncé calendar

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa? Santa stops at 3 hoes.

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

Bunny

A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"

The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."

I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she is so cute, with big brown eyes.

Actually, it's because I would like someone to shoot her mother, with a hunting rifle.

Roses are red, cellos are brown

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year