Rip off jokes

A man walks into a gym and kills everyone there brutally

After the investigation, the police state that the victims could only be described as ripped and shredded

RIP to my good friend Brian...

...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!'

'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase somewhere!'

The guy who invented Velcro died

RIP

Just paid a lot of money for a really unprofessional circumcision

It was a rip off

what do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Didja hear the joke about the piece of paper ripped in half?

It's tearable.