Sausage jokes

Doctor

Doctor

I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, "Don't eat anything fatty."

I said, "What - no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?"

He said, "No fatty, just don't eat anything."

Friend

Friend

My friend traded a sausage for a seabird.

He's taken a tern for the wurst.

German

German

Jokes About German Sausages

They're the wurst.

Mole

Mole

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses." -

Brother

Brother

My little brother is throwing a tantrum because we aren’t having German sausages for dinner

He’s being such a brat