Schizophrenic jokes

God

God

The multiple times I talk to God it's called praying

But the one time God talks back to me I'm labeled as a schizophrenic

Other

Other

I may be schizophrenic...

...but at least i have each other.

Roommate

Roommate

My roommate claims i’m schizophrenic.

Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.