Server jokes

Did you read the joke about the waiters that ran into each other?

I couldn't, the servers crashed.

A computer goes up to a guy at a restaurant...

It says, "I'll be your server today."

Me as a server in a restaurant: "Do you wanna box for the rest of this food?"

Guest says yes, so I start to put on my gloves

Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Linux servers, mostly.

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players...

The servers are currently down...

Two lawyers sit in a restaurant.

They're eating homemade sandwiches. The server comes along and stops them: "Excuse me, but it is not allowed to bring your own food here"

The lawyers share a glance, sigh and trade the sandwiches.