Skydiver jokes

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver.

One goes *THWACK*, oh fuck. The other goes oh fuck, *THWACK*.

Life

Life

If you're ever skydiving and your parachute fails to open, don't panic.

You will have the rest of your life to try and fix it.

Reviews

Reviews

Why do skydiving companies have excellent reviews?

Because it was awesome for the people who survived