Wife
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really...
She was attacked by a giant crab.
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really...
She was attacked by a giant crab.
My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...
... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
I gave that movie 3.14 stars!
Cause I pi-rated it.
Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work?
Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns
Husband: Divorce is strong in this one