Stew jokes

My wife said my stew was too salty, was far too watery and left her with a strange metallic after taste.

Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.

Yesterday I tried to set my new password as "beefstew"

It said the password was not stroganoff...

My wife and I were camping...

and an angry looking bear surprised us while we were eating. She looked at me and said "Should I give him some of the stew I made?"

I said, "No, he looks angry enough already."

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.