Best explanation of Star Wars
The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.
Did you hear about the prostitute who got fired for going on strike?
She just didn't give a fuck.
A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation...
Before long they're arguing...
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "For what?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "eh, Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you kow what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "For what?!?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Tatanic!"
Chinese man: "eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
If electricity follows the path of least resistance...
Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
Why did the match factory burn down?
Because the workers went on strike
I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.