Stripper

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom.

Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

What do you call a former stripper turned mathematician?

The thot that counts.

What do giants and strippers both have in common?

They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.