Stunt jokes

What's the difference between a circus and a strip club?

A circus has a lot of cunning stunts

Suicide is wrong, but if you yell "parkour" while jumping off a bridge, it's a failed stunt.

I call my penis Tom Cruise.

It does all its own stunts, has questionable beliefs, and I have to use camera tricks to make it look taller.

What’s the difference between how daredevils and porn actresses become famous?

Daredevils get famous because of their cunning stunts.

(I thought that one up myself)