Superhero jokes

As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero...

The Invisible man!

What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

(Be gentle its my first joke)

Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly.

Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.

What do you call a bunch of zombies dressed as Superheroes?

The Necro Comic-Con

Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman.

The Ex-Men.