Zombie

What do you call a zombie at a trump rally?

Starving

RIP to my good friend Brian...

...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

Why is the South the best place to hide in case of zombie takeover?

Southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.

What do you call a bunch of zombies dressed as Superheroes?

The Necro Comic-Con

A zombie is trying to get his kid to eat their dinner

"Eat your food, there's people in America with no brains at all"