Taste jokes

What do you call friends that you go out to eat with?

Taste buds.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."

Finally realized why the end of my rifle always tastes so salty

Because whenever I put it in my mouth I’m always crying

Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians?

They love the taste of defeet.