So a man orders a dozen margaritas.
A man walks into a bar and immediately orders a dozen margaritas.
The bartender says, "Wow, what's the special occasion?"
The man looks up at the bartender and says, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Ah, I remember my first blowjob. How 'bout an extra margarita on the house?"
The man replied, "No thanks, if 12 doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
Damn girl, do you have Covid?
Because if you’re talking to me, then you have no taste.
An Indian family went into self quarantine
after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.
Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?
It's a little meteor.
A Covid test nurse asked me if I’ve had a sudden loss of taste.
I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."
Guy orders 11 shots at a bar
Bartender says "What are you celebrating?" Guys says "My first blowjob" Bartenders says "Congrats, but why 11 shots?" Guys says "I figured by the 11th the taste would be out of my mouth. "
First dirty joke I told my parents when I was 8. The punishment was worth it.
My wife said my stew was too salty, was far too watery and left her with a strange metallic after taste.
Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.
My roommate is gay
There was this boy who went away to college, and came back for Christmas.
Over drinks with his dad by the fireplace, he told his dad: "Dad, I think my roommate is gay."
Dad asks: "Well, what makes you think so?"
Son replies: "His dick tastes like shit."
What did the vampire say after drinking the donkey's blood?
Tastes like ass.
I gave my Ex a taste of her own medicine.
My ex's car broke down and she called to ask for help. I went out and took a look at and left without telling her what was wrong.
A toothbrush salesman at the mall
A toothbrush salesman is tasked with selling his product at the mall. So he sets up a small kiosk by the escalator with a bag of chips and cup of dip. A man and his wife walk up and the wife eats a chip and remarks about how good it is. The salesman says "you really must try the dip" And so the husband takes a scoop of dip on the chip and eats it. "Oh god! This dip tastes like shit!" The salesman quickly replies "it is shit! Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot.
My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!” I fucking hate carrots.
Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.
But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake?
It always tastes like paper.
A girl I met told me her pussy tasted like a rainbow...
Found out she meant 'Trout' and not 'Skittles.'
Guy walks into a bar
And orders 6 shots, and drinks them one after the other
Bartender says "what's the occasion?"
Guy says " my first blowjob"
Bartender "in that case let me buy you another"
Guy " if the first 6 don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another would help"
Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud
Yes sir, it's fresh ground!
Why do foot fetishists always lose?
They like the taste of defeat
What do you call friends that you go out to eat with?
Taste buds.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
Finally realized why the end of my rifle always tastes so salty
Because whenever I put it in my mouth I’m always crying
Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians?
They love the taste of defeet.