Tesla

Every since I bought a Tesla and they made weed legal, life hasn’t been the same

Now I have to tell hitchhikers that ass is the only acceptable form of payment.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins...

before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year