There jokes

My favorite sex position is the JFK.

I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

My daughter has started asking me questions about the human body

I thought I locked the basement I don't know how she keeps getting down there

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can’t." Girl: "My parents aren’t home ;)" Orphan: "Oh, cool, something we have in common."

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.