Bite
The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite
So he went back four seconds
The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite
So he went back four seconds
The Job Interview
Me: "Time travel"
Potential Employer: "What would you say is your greatest stre-WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Now! What do we want?
Time traveller jokes. When do we want them?
The bartender told him, "We don't serve time travellers here!"
A time traveller walked into a bar,
A time traveler has traveled back in time to the year 1963.
However, he does not know the exact date. He sees a CIA agent nearby and asks him: "Is today before or after the JF-"
"Before"