My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman's uniform and a full dominatrix bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.
I don't want a girlfriend who can't hold down a job.
My friend met his wife on tinder
...It was six months after their wedding
When you use Ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
Tinder is the opposite of porn ads...
There are actually tons of singles in my area but none of them are interested in me.
My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I’m paid to travel
My dates are always upset when I tell them I’m a bus driver