An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walks into a bar
... and order a pint each. A fly lands in the English mans beer and he pushes it away in disgust.
Another fly lands in the Irish mans beer but he drinks the beer with the fly in it.
A third fly lands the the Scots beer. He lifts up the fly in its tiny wings, shakes it, and yells: “spit it out! Spit it out your little bastad”.
I have a shirt with 120 tiny pockets that fit exactly one mint each....
It's my Tic Tactical vest.
What do you call it when cats rebel?
Mew-tiny!
Why don’t ants get Covid?
Because they have tiny little anty bodies.
I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.”
I said, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone’s that frigid.”
“Not that,” she explained, “It’s just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny cocks.”
I got a pet newt, and I named him Tiny
Because he's my newt