Trade jokes

A man just got a car for his wife.

Now, thats what you call a fair trade.

Did you hear? Copies of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion are considered one-of-a-kind when sold and traded.

They're Non-Fungible Tolkiens.

For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife

I thought that was an awesome trade

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

My friend traded a sausage for a seabird.

He's taken a tern for the wurst.

Two lawyers sit in a restaurant.

They're eating homemade sandwiches. The server comes along and stops them: "Excuse me, but it is not allowed to bring your own food here"

The lawyers share a glance, sigh and trade the sandwiches.

I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading

The judge called it "organ harvesting", but that's just semantics

Beer

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "Bud Light" cheap.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"