A family with a little boy is driving behind a trash truck.
Suddenly, a dildo flies out of the truck and hits the windshield. To save her son‘s innocence, his mother goes: "Wow that was a huge bug!" To which her son replies: "Dang, how is that bug flying with a cock that big!?"
"One man's trash is another man's treasure." A great saying, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash.
Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
A wife is speaking to her husband...
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate.
Husband: why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier.
Wife: but there are poor starving people who could really use all of these clothes.
Husband: honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.