U jokes

Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD"

Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

I was waiting for the green light at the crossing and saw an old woman walking with a little child...

The excited child was walking bit faster towards the crossing than the old lady. She then shouted, "Degree, wait for me!" I was so amazed to hear such an unusual name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; "Ma, why do u call your grand child Degree?" The woman laughed and said "I sent her mother to University for education and this is what she brought home instead."

A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance!

*Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*

I accidentally swallowed the scrabble tiles for N, O, U, O, T, and Y.

I shit you not.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside... it starts with C, ends with T, and has a U and N in the middle?

A coconut.

I recently started learning Morse code, but it's really hurting my sleep schedule

FUCK U TOO RAIN

A Genie grants a wish.

I met a magical Genie. He gave me one wish. I said, "I wish I could be you.

The Genue saud, "Weurd wush but U wull grant ut."

What's a policeman's favorite gaming console?

wii-u

wii-u

wii-u

wii-u

heh

You see comrade, there is no I in team.

But there is u in gulag.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U

Cuz you’re blocking the TV