USA jokes

Pro Tip: Make sure it says "Made in the USA" on your bottle of Viagra...

If it says "Made in Moscow", you will run the risk of the Russians meddling in your erections.

If the USA so good

Why did they make the USB?

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.

This is actually a true story, when I was 17 I had a choice to study in Canada or the USA. I chose Canada because it was less expensive

In retrospect I dodged a bullet, maybe multiple bullets