USB jokes

The guy who invented USB died...

At the funeral they had to do a 180 with his coffin to get it in the hole.

Do you have a USB wire thingy so I can charge my phone in my honda?

**Best Buy employee:** a cord?

**Me:** no it's a Civic.

If the USA so good

Why did they make the USB?

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.