Kidnapper
What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?
White Vans
What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?
White Vans
Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
What kind of sneakers do kidnappers wear?
White Vans.
A rental van ran over my foot today...
Fucking Hertz!