Vote jokes

What do Asians do when they have an erection?

They vote

I was in the supermarket today and the cashier asked the foreign couple in front of me if they needed help packing their bags

Fuck me, we only voted out yesterday give them a chance

My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....

He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.

Is your refrigerator running?

Because I'd vote for it

What’s it called when you keep doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results?

Voting.

I'm voting for Trump...

I've never seen a president assassinated.

I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America...

Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

Covid is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards, he wrongly believed he'd won an election he actually lost by millions of votes.