A Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane.
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
Would the person who schedules the girls at a brothel...
...be called the whore-ganizer?
I like my coffee how i like my women
WITHOUT ANOTHER MANS DICK IN THEM JESSICA YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
Dad explained the difference between theory and reality.
Dad told me to ask mom if she would sleep with the neighbor for one million dollars. Mom said she would. Dad then told me to ask my sister if she would sleep with the neighbor for one million dollars. Sis said she would. Dad said right. In theory, we are sitting on two million dollars. In reality, we are living with two whores.
When I was a lad, my father told me I should never go to a whore house.
He said that I might see something there that I shouldn't see.
When I turned 18, my curiosity got the better of me, and I went to a whore house. And I did see something I shouldn't see: I saw my dad there.
A pimp opened a whore house...
But he didn't have any girls so he had to run it by hand.
If having sex for money makes you a whore
then having sex for free makes you a non-profit whoreganization
