It's WW1 on the straits of Gallipoli, the soldiers are ready to charge from their trenches.
The british officers decides to make a rousing speech to his troops: "Listen here lads, did you come here to die?" and the australian answers "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterday!"
What do you call a little boy who’s half French and half Scottish?
A oui lad
A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says “This is Amanda”. His dad jumps up “It’s a fucking what?”
Hi Lads.
Iv'e got a load of Victoria Secret Bra sets just arrived which will make a lovely Christmas present.
If you can send me a picture of your wife's tits, I'll let you know if I have any that will fit.
Merry Christmas..
When I was a lad, my father told me I should never go to a whore house.
He said that I might see something there that I shouldn't see.
When I turned 18, my curiosity got the better of me, and I went to a whore house. And I did see something I shouldn't see: I saw my dad there.