Wizard jokes

Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?

Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?

Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.

Wizard: He has spells?

Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it, he shouts "Cast iron!"

A wizard doesn't finger his wife...

Elixir

If FemDom is enjoying being dominated by women...

Is wisdom enjoying being dominated by Wizards?

I met a frail old wizard. He had bad breath and loads of blisters.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.