Women jokes

Five Important Qualities

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Why are Ukrainian women the best women to date?

No matter how many times you come over, she keeps Putin out.

Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a Saint.

Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.

Women are like the salt of my life

They raise my blood pressure

How are KFC and women alike?

After the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in.