Beans

A hooker goes to the doctor

She tells the doctor she feels nauseous, after few tests the doctor comes back to tell her that she's pregnant

"Congratulations, so do you know who's the father?"

"If you ate a can of beans, would you know which one caused the fart?"

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty