Beef jokes

India is a very peaceful country.

Because nobody has any beef over there.

Hindus are so chill

i’ve never had beef with any of them

I think I figured out the source of the beef between Kyle Rittenhouse and LeBron James.

Kyle has LeBron sorely outclassed in both shooting and defense.

If two vegans are having an argument

Is it still considered beef?

An Irish guy in front of me said, "Whale-oil beef-hooked"

I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport..

Yesterday I tried to set my new password as "beefstew"

It said the password was not stroganoff...

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!!!!! What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your mom.

What do you call a cow pleasuring itself?

Beef Strokinoff

What do you call a cow...

...w/ no legs? Ground beef.

...w/ 1 leg? Stake.

...w/ 2 legs? Lean beef.

...w/ 3 legs? Tri-tip.

...w/ 4 legs? A cow, you dummy.

...w/ 4 legs in the air? High stakes.

...w/ 5 legs? Chernobull.

...w/ no hind legs? An udder drag.

...w/ a twitch? Beef jerky.

I could keep going but I've milked this joke dry

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.

Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

for meatier showers.