Girlfriend
I used to think my girlfriend referred to me as a camel because I drank a lot of water...
Turns out it was because she could never get more than two humps out of me.
I used to think my girlfriend referred to me as a camel because I drank a lot of water...
Turns out it was because she could never get more than two humps out of me.
My 7 year old told me this joke. I hadn't heard it before - What does a camel use to hide itself?
Camelflage
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find.