Common jokes

Air Conditioner

Air Conditioner

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Penis

Penis

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets

Girl

Girl

Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can’t." Girl: "My parents aren’t home ;)" Orphan: "Oh, cool, something we have in common."