Conclusion

Scientists have reached the conclusion that the owl has the most acute sense of hearing

They clearly haven't experimented on men browsing porn while their wives are asleep.

I've come to the conclusion that my sex life sucks.

I was masturbating the other day, and my hand fell asleep.

My wife has a logic fetish...

She's always coming to conclusions.

My girlfriend said I'm terrible in bed

But it's unfair to make a conclusion in 17 seconds