Congress jokes

Similarity

Similarity

There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...

Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846. JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860. JFK was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.

A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.

--- Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged

Trump

Trump

Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo?

He hates ill eagles.

Opposite

Opposite

What is the opposite of progress?

Congress