Date jokes

A farmer has three daughters who are all going on dates tonight. The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it. The boy says 'Hello I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo. We are going to see a show. Is she ready to go?' so Flo leaves with Joe. The doorbell rings again and the boy says 'Hello I'm Eddy, I'm here for Betty. We are going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?' so Betty leaves with Eddy. The doorbell rings a third time and the boy says 'Hello I'm Chuck....'. The farmer promptly shot him.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye.

Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time

Whats the difference between Me and a Calendar ?

a Calendar has dates.

Why are Ukrainian women the best women to date?

No matter how many times you come over, she keeps Putin out.