Science

What’s the difference between science and religion?

Science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings.

Science puns make me numb

But math puns make me number.

There's a University called the National University of Science and Technology

It's not called the National University of Technology and Science, because that would be NUTS.

On Earth, science is driven by curiosity

On Mars, Curiosity is driven by scientists.

Science created skyscraper and planes.

Religion brought them together.

Degrees

The graduate with a science degree asks, 'Why does it work?'

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?'

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'

The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with that?'

Best Computer Science Joke!

A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman's breasts. "Hey!" she says. "Those are private!" The man says, "But we're in the same class!"

Albert Einstein was running 20 minutes late as a guest speaker at a science conference.

He finally arrived apologizing profusely.

Einstein: "I am so terribly sorry you all had to wait. Anyway, here's my presentation."

Host: "It's about time."

Einstein: "And space!"