Dirt

Why is Tigger so dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive...

It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

Two guys stumble out of a bar on night to fight.

The first man draws a line in the dirt and says " if you cross this line i'll punch you"

That was the punch line.

Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people

I knew someone had added dirt to my garden.

And so, the plot thickens