Explosion jokes

Brother

Brother

There's been an explosion at the paint factory where my brother works.

He's missing, presumed red.

Noah

Noah

Mom: "How was school today, Noah?"

Noah: "It was awesome! Today we made explosives!"

Mom: "Very interesting. What will you do in school tomorrow?"

Noah: "What school?"

C

C

If A is for apple, B is for banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives

Something

Something

What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

0K boomer

Business

Business

I just opened an explosive prayer mat business.

Prophets are through the roof.

News

News

Breaking News: Cheese factory explosion!

De Brie everywhere.