Fan jokes

A Jake Paul fan walked into a bar

and got kicked out for being 10.

I went to a miniature wind turbine exhibition yesterday.

Got to say....not a big fan.

A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance!

*Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "OH. MY. GODDD !!!!"

What does a Maple Leafs fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

Turns off the Playstation and goes to bed.

Too soon?

The Washington Redskins finally decided to drop their offensive name.

Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.

People who have Only Fans,

What is stopping you from upgrading to an Air Conditioner?

I recently learned the phrase Stockholm Syndrome

I wasn’t a big fan of it at first, but I’ve grown to love it

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke.

Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!

How to reclose an opened bottle of champagne?

I don't know, ask Falcons fans.

When it's hot, my wife really likes us to blow on each other to help keep cool, but I'll be honest...

I'm not a fan.

I can't believe DCU fans wanted to ban Amber Heard

From their movies there seems to be no better place to shit the bed.

Two electric windmills are standing in a field.

One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".