Flag jokes

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was communist

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere

Recently started dating a chinese girl but not sure if I want to keep going.

She’s been raising a lot of red flags.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Communism was bound to fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

Facebook is set to release its own webmail client...

...emails will be flagged as "Mark has read"