A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve...
"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
An English joke
American, Frenchman, Englishman and Pakistani all on top of Eifel tower.
American throws aload of money over the edge. "What did you do that for?" the others ask. "We have so much money in the states that I can afford to."
The Frenchman throws loads of bottles of wine over the top and says "we have so much wine here that I can throw as much as I like over,"
The pakistani looks at the Englishman and says "DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!"
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.
An Englishman, and Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are sitting in the back of a bar...
The bartender waved to them and asks, “Hey, you guys back there! Can you see me?”
The men look up and respond:
“Yes!” “Oui!” “Si!” “Ja!”
A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England calls room service and asks for some pepper...
"What kind of pepper would you like, sir? Black pepper, white pepper, red pepper?" asked the manager.
He replied, "Toilette pepper!"