Fruit jokes

What's batmans favourite fruit?

Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit...

Next week we're going to go on a date

Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods...

...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, "What the hell is that?", Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting.

But apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate fruit jokes...

... you need to let that mango.