Fetish

What’s the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish?

15 seconds, give or take.

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit...

Next week we're going to go on a date

Why doesn't America use the metric system?

They have a foot fetish

My wife has a logic fetish...

She's always coming to conclusions.

I have a weird fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to this realization.

I remember when porn genres were tame, none of that freak nasty stuff like furries, ugly bastards, vore, and other weird fetishes.

Seriously, what is the world cumming to?

If someone with a toe fetish cheats on you

Does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?

My wife just left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom

When she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "what should we do?"

Her husband says "I'm no expert, but i wouldn't fucking spank him".