Guitar jokes

A woman approaches me as I'm playing my guitar. "Excuse me, is that a Squier Stratocaster?" I may have overreacted when I responded:

"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY FENDER?!"

My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.

It’s part of her minstrel cycle.

My friend's worried he's addicted to playing guitar

I told him not to fret but he says he can't help it

What does Al Gore play on his guitar?

Algorithm.

I’m about to reveal a secret to being an excellent guitar player

Stay tuned

When I was younger I wanted to play the guitar really badly

Now after years of hard work, practice, and determination, I can play the guitar really badly

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

Judge: “First offender?”

Lady: “No first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

I got arrested while jamming on my guitar..

Apparently, I was fingering A Minor.